Diego Maradona - Not Gay

Post South Korea match musings from your friend and mine, El Diego;

Asked why he always hugs and kisses his players;

“Well, I still prefer women. I am dating Veronica who is blond and 31-years-old

Maradona; "I've got a girlfriend, you know"

No, I have not gone limp wristed [homosexual]. But I like to acknowledge and congratulate my players when they play as well as they did today. That was a pleasing result and display. It was a job well done."

And back to Pelé and Platini:

“Platini has sent me a letter explaining that he never said what you [the press] told me. I apologize to him but not to Pele.”

Genius.

Just in case there was any doubt as to why IBWM ever got started